Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Hannah Montana's Biggest Honor Yet?

In the first of many "...of the year" lists, search engine Ask.com has released their list of 2007's Top Television Show Searches. And the results are a bit...unsettling. At the top of the list, Hannah Montana continues her global domination. (I'm not going to get started on the concert tickets, but seriously?! That gene pool produced "Achy Breaky Heart," for godsakes.)

Next step: Her Army of Tweens stages a coup, declares unicorns the new national mascot (if only), and installs Zac Efron as President. (In his Cabinet: Chad Michael Murray, Justin Timberlake circa 1999, and a Bratz doll.)

The list is rounded out by a mixture of cartoons (both adult and not), reality shows, shows only seen in syndication on TNT and ABC Family, and one disturbing testosterone-fest. Oh, and Grey's Anatomy. At number ten. On a completely unrelated note, this blog is now a Hannah Montana fansite/WWE videoblog. Enjoy, and click below to see the whole list, in all its sordid detail.

1. Hannah Montana
2. Family Guy
3. SpongeBob SquarePants
4. WWE
5. American Idol
6. Big Brother
7. Gilmore Girls
8. South Park
9. Charmed
10. Grey's Anatomy


Vance said...

I'm sort of okay with that president, and the new cabinet.It's not like the real ones make rash decisions anyways? They might as well look pretty while doing it!

Liz said...

True that, aside from the Bratz doll. Those things creep me out, and I bet they'd be really bad at foreign policy.