On the Glowy Box: First snow!

It's snowing outside! (Or so I've heard. My office lacks windows.) And Santa Claus is Comin' to Town is on tonight! This is a great day for America, people.

Last Night:
Boston Legal: Finally, the Larry Craig scandal gets the television treatment it deserves. Read my full review here.

Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency: God, I had forgotten how much I loved this show. Janice is back, baby, and she's crazier than ever! And not in that boring Paula Abdul way, either. Kind of like Tyra, only jacked up on amphetamines and made of silicon. Read my full recap here.

Tonight:
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town: A mailman (the voice of Fred Astaire) explains why Santa has whiskers, lives at the North Pole and brings presents once a year. Yes, this is the one with Burgermeister Meisterburger. 8 PM, ABC.

America's Next Top Model: The women learn Chinese history and move into their Beijing home; the models must change a traditional Chinese dress into their own style; one model gives another bad advice; the women participate in a warrior-themed photo shoot. 8 PM, The CW.

Private Practice: To Charlotte's displeasure, the center starts a class for fathers-to-be; Sam and Naomi struggle to figure where their relationship is going; Addison's status in the dating world makes her uneasy; Cooper begins a secret affair. 9 PM, ABC.

Life: Part Two. When Crews and Reese investigate a woman who shot her husband, they find illegal narcotics but no murder weapon; Crews tracks the man he thinks is responsible for the murders for which he, himself, was imprisoned. 10 PM, NBC.

Project Runway: Each team transforms an outfit from a "fashion don't," into a "fashion do." 10 PM, Bravo.

Seriously, watch Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. You won't be disappointed. Santa is clearly a pedophile and there's an intensely psychedelic song. CLASSIC.