House: I call them "House-ku"s

Okay, I have a finite amount of time here, so here are some more House haikus to get you caught up:

House gets a new cane
But loses his canine clone
To Wilson's ex-wife

Foreman is timid
After last week's disaster
House wants to fire him



He gets his groove back
By torturing a young boy
And thus becomes House

Unfortunately,
Foreman hates what he's become
And says he's quitting

Worst haikus ever?
I'd tend to agree with you
I'll have prose next week