Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency: Janice's Christmas Gift to Us

Tonight, as I'm sure you've already marked on your calendar in giant red sparkly letters, is the premiere of Christmas with the Dickinsons, Janice Dickinson's Christmas special on Oxygen. For those of you who can't wait until 10 o'clock, here's Janice's "12 Days of Christmas" (Spoiler Alert! On the fifth day she gets fiiive naaaked men.):

Wow. I think my favorite part is when the two huge aluminum balls representing her "two giant breasts" swing down and hit her. It's just so many levels of funny! And yeah, the singing? Extra-special. Oh, Janice. How I've missed you and your crazy drunken lunacy.