On the Glowy Box: Let's call it "practicing for the strike."

Yeah, I didn't actually watch any TV this weekend besides Desperate Housewives. I'm not going to lie--it was a little refreshing. But I'm eager to get caught back up this week!

Will Watch or DVR Tonight:
How I Met Your Mother: Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment. CBS, 8 PM.

Chuck: Chuck returns to Stanford on homecoming weekend to help a former professor, who has a secret; Morgan has problems with Buy More's new assistant manager. NBC, 8 PM.

Heroes: A sudden manifestation of one of Peter's forgotten abilities throws him and Caitlin into a crisis situation; heroes band together to fend off the "nightmare man"; West learns who kidnapped him as a child; Hiro's journey takes a dramatic turn. NBC, 9 PM.

Samantha Who?: Realizing that she has no memory of sex, Samantha considers re-experiencing her first time or waiting for the right guy. ABC, 9:45 PM.

The Bachelor: Brad takes the final three bachelorettes on a romantic overnight adventure to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; one woman goes on a dune-buggy ride; another goes competitive sailing; the third woman swims with the dolphins; Brad gives two of the women roses. ABC, 10:15 PM.

What won't I be watching? The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. I miss them already!