Wednesday, September 13, 2006

House: Wilson and House are totally broken up


In tonight’s episode of The X-Files House, a 7-year-old thinks he’s being abducted by aliens and ends up bleeding out of his ass. Yummy. Mulder Chase is sympathetic to the little guy, but a decreasingly pain-free Scully House has had his confidence shattered by his “incorrect” diagnosis last week, and wants to discharge the weirdo ASAP.

Maybe if House were on his game (or if he had seen the right CSI episode) he would’ve guessed, like me, that the kid was a “chimera” as soon as they found out he had mystery DNA in addition to his own. Hey, House writers: find your own crazy obscure conditions to base scripts around, and stop copying CSI from three seasons ago!

QuOTE (Quote of the Episode—is this one of those cases where an acronym is too good?): “Who’s gonna take us seriously if we don’t have a laser pointer?” –House

2 comments:

liylak said...

I wonder who will send whom flowers first?

Liz said...

Hmm...House isn't really the flowers type. Perhaps Wilson will send him a lovely bouquet of blank prescription pads?